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Re: Vtipy
« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2007, 07:03:35 pm »
heh ty EMO... len keby taj aj daco bolo vidno  :D :glum:
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Re: Vtipy
« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2007, 05:30:37 pm »
ja nič, ja EMO :D
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Re: Vtipy
« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2007, 05:29:47 pm »
Dep: čo to kua páchaš??? také hebedo? (myslím obrázok...:-D)

Edit (už sa mi to aspoň natiahlo): šak to ani ftipné nieje...
« Last Edit: February 17, 2007, 05:32:18 pm by Eruantalon »
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Re: Vtipy
« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2007, 05:11:54 pm »
Edited by Shade

Dep: Nabuduce to preboha narvi do attachmentu, sak to nechutne natahuje stranku...
« Last Edit: February 17, 2007, 06:06:10 pm by Shade »
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Re: Vtipy
« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2007, 10:39:43 am »
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Re: Vtipy
« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2007, 08:17:43 pm »
Cranky: mám toho viac. Akurát je to po anglicky. Ale zase je to vo farbe :-D
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Re: Vtipy
« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2007, 07:32:54 pm »
http://ftipky.cz/cedule/pocitacove_systemy0.gif
tak toto je take dobre, a pravdive, az to neni vtipne
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Re: Vtipy
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2007, 04:32:52 pm »
ospravedlnujem sa tym, co nevedia po anglicky, ale toto sa vazne neda prelozit  :D

A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him. "Daddy what's sex?" OK, he thinks this day was bound to come, and am not going to let my little princess learn about sex from the streets. So, he sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperms and eggs. He tells her about puberty, menstruation, erection, wetdreams. Then she asks: Daddy, what is a Couple? And he carries on: a couple are two people involved in sex, but this can also be two males, where they penetrate from the ass, or two females which we call lesbians, where they use the tongue on the vagina..., and goes on to describe masturbation, oral sex, group sex, pornography, bondage, rape, pedophilia, sex toys… The father finally asks: "So why did you want to know about a Couple and Sex?” “Oh, mummy said lunch would be ready in a couple of secs...”
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Re: Vtipy
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2007, 03:34:57 pm »
tak ma dnes po ránu napadlo.... evolúcia by PHP: (zvýraznený je zdroj inšpirácie...)

$query = "UPDATE `dinosaurus` SET ....... ";
mysql_query($query) or die("Evolution Failed!");
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Re: Vtipy
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2007, 03:20:39 pm »
tak keď už máme tému :D

Žena jde za mužem do ložnice a ve dveřích zakopne.
Muž ji začne litovat:
"Miláčku nestalo se ti nic? Pojd si ke mně hajnout, broučku."
Po bouřlivém sexu jde žena do koupelny a opět zakopne, muž jen pootevře oko a zabručí: " Je to možné?! P**a jedna šmatlavá.."
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Vtipy
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2007, 03:05:33 pm »
jeden fór :D

Jak řeší správce diskusního fóra požár v pokoji?
Zařve: "Konec OT flamu!" a všechny plameny zabanuje.


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