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A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him. "Daddy what's sex?" OK, he thinks this day was bound to come, and am not going to let my little princess learn about sex from the streets. So, he sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperms and eggs. He tells her about puberty, menstruation, erection, wetdreams. Then she asks: Daddy, what is a Couple? And he carries on: a couple are two people involved in sex, but this can also be two males, where they penetrate from the ass, or two females which we call lesbians, where they use the tongue on the vagina..., and goes on to describe masturbation, oral sex, group sex, pornography, bondage, rape, pedophilia, sex toys… The father finally asks: "So why did you want to know about a Couple and Sex?” “Oh, mummy said lunch would be ready in a couple of secs...”